MacBeal is working with Yo Mamma’s Bike Shop in Winnipeg, Canada to put together a pretty fun weekend. We’re going to be throwing a birthday party for one lucky female who’s 16th birthday happens to fall in the week leading up to the Jam. Why 16? Because you’re a woman now girl, and for some reason your parents won’t let you fornicate yet. Did we mention that Winnipeg is located on the Red River? How suiting is that for this stage in your life? So if you’re a female and your birthday lands on or between June 7th and 12th, you’re eligible to win an all expenses paid trip to a jam in Winnipeg as part of the REPSET BONE-SESSION Tour, to chill and ride the MacBeal Team and all the Winnipeg locals. Go to repset.net for more details and dates on the Bone-Session Tour.

Rules
1. You must be turning 16 on or between the dates of June 7th to 12th.
2. You must have a valid virginity. Vaginal mandatory, anal is a bonus.
3. You must want to have a really fun birthday.
4. You must be a legit female and not just some dude who just wants to party in Canada. This is a vagina trip. The dick comes second.

How do you get picked?
That’s up to you. The contest is wide open. Send us whatever you think will make us choose you. It can be virginity related or not, whatever you want. Some examples are, a simple email, an explicit video, a party video, photos of your girlfriend, (or mom if she’s still hot,) arts and crafts, bribe money, a really nice present, photos of your valid V-Card, etc. Send as much or as little as you want. Basically we’re looking for someone who’s going to be fun to hang out with, and wants a birthday party that we’ll all remember for years. We’ll be posting entries on the site as they come in.

What don’t we want?
We don’t want to baby sit some idiot who’s so drunk she goes to jail or chokes on our tools-of-the-trade. The last thing we want to do is have to call your parents and tell them that you’re dead. And by all expenses paid, we DO NOT MEAN ABORTION, HIV TREATMENT, OR PLAN-B.

What’s covered?
1. A return plane ticket from where ever you live to Winnipeg, Canada. Fly in on June 12 and return on June 15.
2. $40 a day meth money for four days. $160 total.
3. Hotel for three nights. You’ll be staying in a room with the team ridazz.
4. A free leather balaclava courtesy of Ogio.

Send all your entries to repset@gmail.com

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